jaclcfrost:

[spins around in chair ominously] i’ve been expecting y- [chair continues to spin] shit [tries to stop spinning] shit [tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning] sHIT [falls out of chair]

(via proserpin)


ecalc:

ecalc:

How do Australians flirt?

G’Date me

(via su-coco)


i-like-the-tuna-here:

There was a study done in Australia to find what occasions we think are acceptable to drink at. Instead they discovered that there are only three that we don’t think drinking are ok for.

  • Church gatherings
  • Studying
  • Childrens Parties

Thats it. Those are the only 3 occasions that we as a nation don’t think you should drink at.

(via felucia)



zombiesasametaphor:

handholdingisnice:

zombiesasametaphor:

It used to be 2:30am but now it’s 4:40am and I dunno what happened.


 Geoff is tired of your shit, Andy.




Touché.

zombiesasametaphor:

handholdingisnice:

zombiesasametaphor:

It used to be 2:30am but now it’s 4:40am and I dunno what happened.

 Geoff is tired of your shit, Andy.

Touché.


superwho-potterlock-fan:

coolcaiti:

sketch-mz:

theincrediblechloe:

Australian Master Post

I love my country 

Things I’ll miss while I’m away.

my country is beautiful :) beautifully weird…

(via longliveswiftsheeran)


justmakebelieve:

dark-serenade:

davidscustomglasses:

captainmjolnir:

king-clotpole:

agentlemandoesnotconga:

a-short-history-of-nothing:

hipsterfotc:

requested by anon

No its too hot to feel anything when our neighbor is the fucking sun.

Love is for weaklings who’ve never had to walk ten kilometres to school under the burning sun during dropbear mating season.

the only love we know is that which exists between beer and mouth 

Vegemite has a chemical in it that destroys the ability to feel love. Australian children are fed on a diet of it when they are born so that they will not be affected when their peers die from heat, drop bears or shark attack

It’s the only way to ensure we become fierce warriors.

No man, we don’t.

No Australian has ever felt love except for one very careful driver. Her love of a man named Katut is legendary all throughout the land.

justmakebelieve:

dark-serenade:

davidscustomglasses:

captainmjolnir:

king-clotpole:

agentlemandoesnotconga:

a-short-history-of-nothing:

hipsterfotc:

requested by anon

No its too hot to feel anything when our neighbor is the fucking sun.

Love is for weaklings who’ve never had to walk ten kilometres to school under the burning sun during dropbear mating season.

the only love we know is that which exists between beer and mouth 

Vegemite has a chemical in it that destroys the ability to feel love. Australian children are fed on a diet of it when they are born so that they will not be affected when their peers die from heat, drop bears or shark attack

It’s the only way to ensure we become fierce warriors.

No man, we don’t.

No Australian has ever felt love except for one very careful driver. Her love of a man named Katut is legendary all throughout the land.

(via longliveswiftsheeran)


firmbootybutt:

I need these two to happen.

firmbootybutt:

I need these two to happen.

(via viria)


winds-of-desolation:

aquus:

australia in a nutshell

The image we portray to the world.. oh man.

(via su-coco)


gmanimages:

Sunstorm

gmanimages:

Sunstorm

(via thetransformers)